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Joe Agostino
posted the following message
3/27/2024 7:25:16 PM:
I was considering joining the next year but I don’t like the restrictions on relief pitchers. I can understand it but if you have a pitcher restriction, why not have a hitters rule too? A Roger Freed rule? That asshole has made a mockery of the game. You would never see such things in Corn Hole-O-Matic. It’s a pure sport. |
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Eugene Cucinello
posted the following message
3/26/2024 9:51:06 AM:
Those 'If/Then' 'For/Next' loops can be a pain. |
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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
3/25/2024 11:15:06 AM:
Thank you Eugene for catching this database glitch. The accounting error has been rectified and the books are now correctly balanced. To thank you the league will be sending you a voucher for two free seats for the postseason game of your choosing. Restrictions apply. |
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Eugene Cucinello
posted the following message
3/25/2024 9:57:58 AM:
In golf, if you attest to an incorrect score, you are disqualified. The Murder Hornets have play 163 games, one more than the schedule states. Was this a playoff game or were the Murder Hornets sandbagging their stats? |
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Eugene Cucinello
posted the following message
3/19/2024 7:19:25 AM:
Looks like my record for losses in a season is not in any jeopardy of being broken. |
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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
3/7/2024 12:00:50 PM:
Eugene, please preface all questions with, 'first time, long time.' Excellent question. Freed would actually be the second player in history to win the Triple Crown. Back in Season 10, while playing for Dan, Ted Williams accomplished this feat. |
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Eugene Cucinello
posted the following message
3/7/2024 10:24:54 AM:
Can Roger Freed be the first player to win the Triple Crown in Strato history? |
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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
2/14/2024 9:40:05 AM:
The modern day record for longest game was broken yesterday when the Sox and Sharks played a 22 inning marathon. This game surpassed a Season 1, 21 inning contest between the Murder Hornets and teamEugene. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
2/9/2024 11:03:02 PM:
As of this writing: The difference between John and and rest is pitching. For instance, the Sharks lean on their starters. That team's workhorse is John Candelaria (5.40 ERA). Not great, but he hands the ball to Bruce Sutter (3.05 ERA). His 1-11 record hides the fact that every win for the other team is a grind. Making them tired. Making them lose every Sharks series. In contrast, the second-place, Senior .500, the Kid Who Laid Down Sacrifice Bunts, the middle-of-the-road, don't ruffle-feathers Mike, likes his relievers too much and relies on six-innings-and-out Don Aase to not eat up innings. Don Aase is his ace? Thank God he has Dave Tomlin throwing up in the bullpen. Well done, Sharks, once again. I'm almost worried that John's players will wear down from playing so many playoff games season after season. |
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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
1/25/2024 2:35:02 PM:
Black Sox through 108 games: 54-54 record 27-27 at home 27-27 away 18-18 vs. Sharks 18-18 vs. Murder Hornets 18-18 vs. Eunice Roger Freed: priceless |
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Eugene Cucinello
posted the following message
1/24/2024 7:11:26 AM:
The 2024 Strato Winter Meetings in Phoenix from 3/01-3/05, the owners will attempt to see how revenue sharing for the live games will go. Attendance will be at maximum capacity and beer sales (not Bud Lite) will break previous seasons records. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
1/21/2024 12:08:12 PM:
Can't wait to go to Phoenix for the winter meetings. Maybe Eunice will trade for some Latinos this time around to salvage the season. Spanish-speaking people are people, too. Yikes! The weak might inherit the earth, but they're certainly not winning this season with Frank at the helm. Give my condolences to your wife. |
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Eugene Cucinello
posted the following message
1/6/2024 8:04:12 AM:
So Roger Freed, a guy that played a total of 344 games over 8 seasons, with a BA of .245 & 22 career hrs (which he has at this seasons break 81 games), is a possible mid season MVP? Too bad he died in 1996, he would have loved to see how this season turns out. |
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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
12/12/2023 11:46:32 AM:
The Sox have just completed their 69th game of the season. None of which have gone into extra innings. Zero. The money we're saving in overtime pay has made this abysmal season very profitable. Keep in mind, Mr. Nun, this is not a game, it's a business. I suggest you mind your own. P.S. does anyone have the number for a homeless guy with a shiv? The last one I hired didn't finish the job. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/11/2023 8:48:32 PM:
One time I got a rock in my shoe and when I tried to empty it, a homeless guy came up to me and shanked me in the liver. The fucking liver, of all places. Yeah, that was a bad day. But not as bad as draft day for the Black Sox. That was mentally-being-raped bad. I don't know what undersized white guys have to do to get a break around here. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
11/27/2023 6:08:23 PM:
The Black Sox have lost five in a row to Eunice, as of this writing. Jeez, didn't see that coming. |
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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
11/13/2023 6:16:40 AM:
Let the record show that on November 11th Tony Nun came out of hibernation to lay a big old sloppy smooch on John. Thanks for your service, Tony. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
11/11/2023 8:49:03 AM:
The Sharks have four pitchers with at least five wins already, and Nino Espinosa is knocking on the door. Let me repeat that -- Nino Espinosa. Jesus, you other managers are pathetic compared to John's genius. But good news: Buck Showalter is available. (He never won either. Sounds like a perfect fit for you perennial losers.) |
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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
10/25/2023 1:29:43 PM:
Where's Tony Nun now that the Black Sox are hot? The WNBA season is over Tony, get your head back in the Strato game. |
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John Deodato
posted the following message
10/22/2023 2:32:21 PM:
Doug Flynn is Reggie Jackson on steroids. |
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