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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
12/11/2022 7:41:25 AM:
The problem with the fans is they never played the game. They come on here with their “first time, long time” ramblings and go on to eviscerate the men who are in the trenches everyday. You think it’s easy putting our hearts and souls on the line for 160 games a season? It’s not but we do it because, well I’m sure there’s a reason, it’s just not coming to me at the moment. In any case, “Tony from Sheboygan” stay in your ivory tower and keep wishing you were man enough to roll the dice with your heroes. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 6:27:45 PM:
The problem with this league is that everyone is too busy to upload stats. The website itself is drenched in cobwebs. Perhaps Eugene and I should become co-commissioners. You know, for kicks. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 6:12:33 PM:
Haiku believer with Dan, John, Frank; while MikeJoe are homecoming queens |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 5:56:28 PM:
One thing I can say about the Hornets: Falcone is a slippery son of a bitch. Have you seen his late-game value. Holy Shit! He will destroy the lower-tier teams (i.e. Jesus and Sox). |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 5:52:03 PM:
Trying to look at league leaders . . . hasn't been updated since 1/1/2000 . . . Yeah, that will get them interested, let's have feature in which the pictures don't load . . . |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 5:49:11 PM:
You have betting on this site, right? No reason Pete Rose can't play now . . . $20 bucks says The Jesus Christ All-Stars! sell all their best players to the Black Sox in a late-season Nothingburger. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 5:14:59 PM:
But putting aside the stone-age graphics, I think Frank just might win his first World-Cup trophy. He has size, speed and he's due. I see my boy Johnny going down to Frank in the WS. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 5:12:36 PM:
Although I've never played Strato at the major-league level, I can tell you from doing stats at Pickleball tournaments that you'll never get hits with a 1970s site like this. If only Mike had some free time to update the site (sigh). The last stats are from 2020, as if COVID is a computer virus. |
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John Deodato
posted the following message
12/7/2022 8:59:02 PM:
Looks like Frank is running a Mash unit over there |
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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
12/7/2022 6:31:25 PM:
The Black Sox have announced that they have hired Chief Knockahoma and Chief Wahoo as advisors. Look out White Man, here come the Sox. |
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Joe Agostino
posted the following message
12/7/2022 4:54:55 PM:
Plus, the JC All-Stars are 2-1 since the name change. The old name, The Bushwhackers, was cursed by that weak old Bull. Hopefully, they make him into glue soon. |
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Joe Agostino
posted the following message
12/7/2022 4:45:21 PM:
The Jesus Christ All-Stars are not mocking the Big Guy in any way. It's a tribute. I made all the Jews on the team get circumcised and convert. |
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Eugene Cucinello
posted the following message
12/7/2022 3:57:54 PM:
The Allstars better not wait until April to rise from the dead. I guess The Almighty does not like being mocked. |
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John Deodato
posted the following message
12/7/2022 3:55:48 PM:
finally something worth reading on the message board. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/7/2022 2:29:37 PM:
Looks like another long game next up for the Jesus Christ All-Stars! They've got Tom Bradley on the hill, the former mayor of Los Angeles. Wasn't he the cocaine-mayor guy? Anyway, nothing against black people, but Bradley throws like a lesbian: good effort, no smoke. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/7/2022 2:22:49 PM:
By the way, I'm guessing you're going to need an editing function before long. Yeesh! |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/7/2022 2:21:28 PM:
In looking over the League Rules, I noticed you have a 'minimum' of a five-man rotation. That's odd, why can't I just pitch my two best relievers every day? |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/7/2022 2:19:36 PM:
I went into League Info, but didn't find anything except for a bunch of dated baseball cards. What kind of info is that? If you need help setting up the site, I am now doing consulting work in the field of computers, and my associate, Eugene, has cracked the code for repeatable spread sheets. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/7/2022 2:14:27 PM:
Wow. The Jesus Christ All-Stars really suck. Who is the team's general manager? Plus, I am offended by the name of the team. Why can't the franchise just find a good Native American name like other cool teams and stop profiling believers in the Lord? I think the Nokahoma Chiefs is available. |
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Frank Panasci
posted the following message
11/17/2022 11:15:41 AM:
This season may not go well! |
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