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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 5:56:28 PM:
One thing I can say about the Hornets: Falcone is a slippery son of a bitch. Have you seen his late-game value. Holy Shit! He will destroy the lower-tier teams (i.e. Jesus and Sox). |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 5:52:03 PM:
Trying to look at league leaders . . . hasn't been updated since 1/1/2000 . . . Yeah, that will get them interested, let's have feature in which the pictures don't load . . . |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 5:49:11 PM:
You have betting on this site, right? No reason Pete Rose can't play now . . . $20 bucks says The Jesus Christ All-Stars! sell all their best players to the Black Sox in a late-season Nothingburger. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 5:14:59 PM:
But putting aside the stone-age graphics, I think Frank just might win his first World-Cup trophy. He has size, speed and he's due. I see my boy Johnny going down to Frank in the WS. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/10/2022 5:12:36 PM:
Although I've never played Strato at the major-league level, I can tell you from doing stats at Pickleball tournaments that you'll never get hits with a 1970s site like this. If only Mike had some free time to update the site (sigh). The last stats are from 2020, as if COVID is a computer virus. |
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John Deodato
posted the following message
12/7/2022 8:59:02 PM:
Looks like Frank is running a Mash unit over there |
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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
12/7/2022 6:31:25 PM:
The Black Sox have announced that they have hired Chief Knockahoma and Chief Wahoo as advisors. Look out White Man, here come the Sox. |
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Joe Agostino
posted the following message
12/7/2022 4:54:55 PM:
Plus, the JC All-Stars are 2-1 since the name change. The old name, The Bushwhackers, was cursed by that weak old Bull. Hopefully, they make him into glue soon. |
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Joe Agostino
posted the following message
12/7/2022 4:45:21 PM:
The Jesus Christ All-Stars are not mocking the Big Guy in any way. It's a tribute. I made all the Jews on the team get circumcised and convert. |
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Eugene Cucinello
posted the following message
12/7/2022 3:57:54 PM:
The Allstars better not wait until April to rise from the dead. I guess The Almighty does not like being mocked. |
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John Deodato
posted the following message
12/7/2022 3:55:48 PM:
finally something worth reading on the message board. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/7/2022 2:29:37 PM:
Looks like another long game next up for the Jesus Christ All-Stars! They've got Tom Bradley on the hill, the former mayor of Los Angeles. Wasn't he the cocaine-mayor guy? Anyway, nothing against black people, but Bradley throws like a lesbian: good effort, no smoke. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/7/2022 2:22:49 PM:
By the way, I'm guessing you're going to need an editing function before long. Yeesh! |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/7/2022 2:21:28 PM:
In looking over the League Rules, I noticed you have a 'minimum' of a five-man rotation. That's odd, why can't I just pitch my two best relievers every day? |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/7/2022 2:19:36 PM:
I went into League Info, but didn't find anything except for a bunch of dated baseball cards. What kind of info is that? If you need help setting up the site, I am now doing consulting work in the field of computers, and my associate, Eugene, has cracked the code for repeatable spread sheets. |
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Tony Nun
posted the following message
12/7/2022 2:14:27 PM:
Wow. The Jesus Christ All-Stars really suck. Who is the team's general manager? Plus, I am offended by the name of the team. Why can't the franchise just find a good Native American name like other cool teams and stop profiling believers in the Lord? I think the Nokahoma Chiefs is available. |
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Frank Panasci
posted the following message
11/17/2022 11:15:41 AM:
This season may not go well! |
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John Deodato
posted the following message
10/26/2022 4:18:56 PM:
Welcome back Joe Boss and Flank. |
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Mike Aquilina
posted the following message
10/25/2022 10:01:27 AM:
Dave Guisti entered the all-time record book this season. His 1.62 ERA is the second best ever for a reliever. |
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John Deodato
posted the following message
10/22/2022 12:47:03 PM:
Sharks Hornets Sunday morning 8am at the Hornets nest |
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