We had joy, We had fun, We had Season Number I
Medford, NY, 1991
The unpleasantness that marred
the end of the Experimental League was all but forgotten by Season I Draft
Night. Adding to the excitement was the
prospect of adding two new members to the league. Frank Panasci, whose Strato experience came
as a child playing with the likes of Ray Chicorella, would be joining his
Holbrook friends. And Eugene Cucinello,
who had always felt slighted by not being a part of any previous league, would
also be coming aboard. Eugene
took the prospect of playing with the Strato veterans very seriously. He spent several Tuesday nights during the
experimental league learning the game and getting pointers from the boys. He wasn’t all business though, as he proved
one night when he fielded an “all funny named” team during one exhibition
game. I’m not sure if Vinegar Bend
Mizell was the winner or the loser in that contest. Frank, on the other hand, just showed up on
draft night (probably late, although I can’t recall for sure). Of course it was quite surprising when
minutes before the draft Eugene
decided he didn’t want to play, and opted to play Wiffleball with Eggbert
instead. There are no historical records
in existence concerning the Eugene-Eggbert Wiffleball league.
And so at a table in a
smoke-filled basement, five men, who were consuming far too much coffee, picked
from a deck of split cards to determine who would have the first-ever draft
choice in the new league. And the winner
was…..Frank Panasci. And the first
player chosen by Frank was…..Frank Tanana.
Unorthodox? Yes. Unexpected?
Perhaps. Silly? Most definitely. The guys, in the name of sportsmanship,
explained to Frank that perhaps there were better players available, and maybe
he would be interested in one of them.
As a matter of fact, there are better pitchers available, and maybe he
would like to reconsider. You know,
there are even better left-handed starting pitchers available, what do you
think big guy? After some time Frank
decided that in order for the draft to proceed maybe he ought to pick a
different player. So he chose…..Dave
Righetti. Unorthodox? Yes.
Unexpected? Perhaps. Silly?
Most definitely. Realizing that
the first pick may take up a considerable portion of the night, the guys let
Frank pick whomever he damn well wanted. Mike, picking second, got Mickey
Mantle, who incidentally went on to become that season’s Most Valuable
Player. Another 148 players were
selected (these were the days of the 30 man roster), and the inaugural draft of
the new league was complete.
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