| We had joy, We had fun, We had Season Number I Medford, NY, 1991
 
 The unpleasantness that marred
			the end of the Experimental League was all but forgotten by Season I Draft
			Night.  Adding to the excitement was the
			prospect of adding two new members to the league.  Frank Panasci, whose Strato experience came
			as a child playing with the likes of Ray Chicorella, would be joining his
			Holbrook friends.  And Eugene Cucinello,
			who had always felt slighted by not being a part of any previous league, would
			also be coming aboard.  Eugene
			took the prospect of playing with the Strato veterans very seriously.  He spent several Tuesday nights during the
			experimental league learning the game and getting pointers from the boys.  He wasn’t all business though, as he proved
			one night when he fielded an “all funny named” team during one exhibition
			game.  I’m not sure if Vinegar Bend
			Mizell was the winner or the loser in that contest.  Frank, on the other hand, just showed up on
			draft night (probably late, although I can’t recall for sure).  Of course it was quite surprising when
			minutes before the draft Eugene
			decided he didn’t want to play, and opted to play Wiffleball with Eggbert
			instead.  There are no historical records
			in existence concerning the Eugene-Eggbert Wiffleball league.  And so at a table in a
			smoke-filled basement, five men, who were consuming far too much coffee, picked
			from a deck of split cards to determine who would have the first-ever draft
			choice in the new league.  And the winner
			was…..Frank Panasci.  And the first
			player chosen by Frank was…..Frank Tanana. 
			Unorthodox?  Yes.  Unexpected? 
			Perhaps.  Silly?  Most definitely.  The guys, in the name of sportsmanship,
			explained to Frank that perhaps there were better players available, and maybe
			he would be interested in one of them. 
			As a matter of fact, there are better pitchers available, and maybe he
			would like to reconsider.  You know,
			there are even better left-handed starting pitchers available, what do you
			think big guy?  After some time Frank
			decided that in order for the draft to proceed maybe he ought to pick a
			different player.  So he chose…..Dave
			Righetti.  Unorthodox?  Yes. 
			Unexpected?  Perhaps.  Silly? 
			Most definitely.  Realizing that
			the first pick may take up a considerable portion of the night, the guys let
			Frank pick whomever he damn well wanted. Mike, picking second, got Mickey
			Mantle, who incidentally went on to become that season’s Most Valuable
			Player.  Another 148 players were
			selected (these were the days of the 30 man roster), and the inaugural draft of
			the new league was complete.  |