Season IX - And Now the End Is Near
Holbrook, NY, 1996
After his most successful
season, Frank decided to leave the league once again. His slot in the league was replaced with the
addition of a new player. For the first
time since Mike P joined the league in Season IV, a brand new participant
entered the league. Glenn Catron was a
man with Strat-O-Matic experience (not to mention a considerable amount of life
experience). Mike had known Glenn for a
few years going back to their Hess days.
Glenn and Mike had spoken about Strato on several occasions but Mike was
always reluctant to extend an invitation to Glenn to join the tight-knit
league. Mike finally gave in and Glenn
jumped at the opportunity to come onboard.
Mike told the guys to give
Glenn a chance. “You may be put off by
him at first but he has a habit of growing on you,” he informed the guys. This was more evident in Glenn’s relationship
with Dan than with anyone else. During
the course of a game Dan would rip into Glenn like nobody’s business. It may have been due to Glenn’s slow-paced
play. Or maybe it was his inability to
find the right player at the right time.
Or perhaps it was Glenn’s failure to keep a legible scorecard. Maybe it was a combination of all of these
factors. While others would shake their
heads and seethe about these things, Dan had no problem unleashing his wrath on
the league’s newest member. However, it
didn’t take long for Dan and Glenn to bond.
Bonding didn’t stop Dan from going off on Glenn, but it was not uncommon
for Dan and Glenn to verbally joust with each other for 9 innings, and then be
the best of friends after the last out was made.
A tight pennant race was
featured in Season IX. Joe ended his
season with an 85-75 record. Mike and
Dan had identical 84-76 records. But playoff
spots were still up for grabs as the season winded down. All that remained to be played were about 10
games between John and Eugene. John’s
record was something like 80-70 going into those 10 games. He needed a split to tie Joe for the division
lead. This would also force Mike and Dan
into a one-game playoff for the last playoff spot. Eugene and John got together one afternoon to
wrap up the regular-season. Mike sat in
his cubicle at work and checked in every half hour or so to be kept abreast of
the situation. As the day began, Mike
had little hope. But after a couple of
phone calls it seemed that Eugene
had John on the ropes. John had lost the
first game… then another… and another… and another… When all was said and done, John had lost all
10 games. Mike and Dan would go straight
into the playoffs without an elimination game.
Joe had won yet another division title.
Mike and Dan’s playoff series
was one of the all-time great postseason series. The first six games were split with Dan
taking Game 1 and then the winner alternating from game to game. Since Dan had won the regular-season series
from Mike, he had home field advantage in the playoffs despite their identical
84-76 records. This would prove to be
critical as the seventh game went into extra innings. Lou Gehrig came to bat in the bottom of the
15th inning, hit a run-scoring triple and propelled Dan into the
World Series.
The length of the playoff
series allowed Joe plenty of opportunity to consume beer. This combined with the fact that Dan had just
been through a grueling series and was relaxed coming into the World Series,
made Joe easy pickings for Dan. Dan
swept Joe and became the first four-time champion.
One incident during the
regular-season looms large in the history of Strato. One rainy night Mike, Dan, and Joe got
together for a set of games in Mike’s kitchen in Holbrook. Mike sat with his back against the wall as he
played Dan. Joe sat between Dan and the
sliding glass door which had the blinds drawn open. Thunder could be heard and lightning seen
throughout the night. Suddenly, almost
simultaneously, a thunder clap shook the house and a bolt of lightning struck
the kitchen floor. It took a second for
the boys to realize what had happened, but they were sure they had had a close
call with Mother Nature. Or perhaps it
wasn’t Mother Nature at all. Perhaps it
was the Strato Gods sending down a signal that the end was near. Perhaps…
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