Season IX - And Now the End Is Near
			
			
			 
			Holbrook, NY, 1996
			 
			After his most successful
			season, Frank decided to leave the league once again.  His slot in the league was replaced with the
			addition of a new player.  For the first
			time since Mike P joined the league in Season IV, a brand new participant
			entered the league.  Glenn Catron was a
			man with Strat-O-Matic experience (not to mention a considerable amount of life
			experience).  Mike had known Glenn for a
			few years going back to their Hess days. 
			Glenn and Mike had spoken about Strato on several occasions but Mike was
			always reluctant to extend an invitation to Glenn to join the tight-knit
			league.  Mike finally gave in and Glenn
			jumped at the opportunity to come onboard. 
			 
			Mike told the guys to give
			Glenn a chance.  “You may be put off by
			him at first but he has a habit of growing on you,” he informed the guys.  This was more evident in Glenn’s relationship
			with Dan than with anyone else.  During
			the course of a game Dan would rip into Glenn like nobody’s business.  It may have been due to Glenn’s slow-paced
			play.  Or maybe it was his inability to
			find the right player at the right time. 
			Or perhaps it was Glenn’s failure to keep a legible scorecard.  Maybe it was a combination of all of these
			factors.  While others would shake their
			heads and seethe about these things, Dan had no problem unleashing his wrath on
			the league’s newest member.  However, it
			didn’t take long for Dan and Glenn to bond. 
			Bonding didn’t stop Dan from going off on Glenn, but it was not uncommon
			for Dan and Glenn to verbally joust with each other for 9 innings, and then be
			the best of friends after the last out was made.   
			A tight pennant race was
			featured in Season IX.  Joe ended his
			season with an 85-75 record.  Mike and
			Dan had identical 84-76 records.  But playoff
			spots were still up for grabs as the season winded down.  All that remained to be played were about 10
			games between John and Eugene.  John’s
			record was something like 80-70 going into those 10 games.  He needed a split to tie Joe for the division
			lead.  This would also force Mike and Dan
			into a one-game playoff for the last playoff spot.  Eugene and John got together one afternoon to
			wrap up the regular-season.  Mike sat in
			his cubicle at work and checked in every half hour or so to be kept abreast of
			the situation.  As the day began, Mike
			had little hope.  But after a couple of
			phone calls it seemed that Eugene
			had John on the ropes.  John had lost the
			first game… then another… and another… and another…  When all was said and done, John had lost all
			10 games.  Mike and Dan would go straight
			into the playoffs without an elimination game. 
			Joe had won yet another division title. 
			Mike and Dan’s playoff series
			was one of the all-time great postseason series.  The first six games were split with Dan
			taking Game 1 and then the winner alternating from game to game.  Since Dan had won the regular-season series
			from Mike, he had home field advantage in the playoffs despite their identical
			84-76 records.  This would prove to be
			critical as the seventh game went into extra innings.  Lou Gehrig came to bat in the bottom of the
			15th inning, hit a run-scoring triple and propelled Dan into the
			World Series.   
			The length of the playoff
			series allowed Joe plenty of opportunity to consume beer.  This combined with the fact that Dan had just
			been through a grueling series and was relaxed coming into the World Series,
			made Joe easy pickings for Dan.  Dan
			swept Joe and became the first four-time champion.   
			One incident during the
			regular-season looms large in the history of Strato.  One rainy night Mike, Dan, and Joe got
			together for a set of games in Mike’s kitchen in Holbrook.  Mike sat with his back against the wall as he
			played Dan.  Joe sat between Dan and the
			sliding glass door which had the blinds drawn open.  Thunder could be heard and lightning seen
			throughout the night.  Suddenly, almost
			simultaneously, a thunder clap shook the house and a bolt of lightning struck
			the kitchen floor.  It took a second for
			the boys to realize what had happened, but they were sure they had had a close
			call with Mother Nature.  Or perhaps it
			wasn’t Mother Nature at all.  Perhaps it
			was the Strato Gods sending down a signal that the end was near.  Perhaps…  
			 
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